What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 14:31

-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
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Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
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Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
Diamonds Are Forever
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.